What if we put a smurf's head on top of The Grim Reaper's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

There should be a place with over-sized couches, tables and chairs, where adults can go and play "The Floor is Lava" together.

I can't be the only one who's missing this game?

I had a dream last night that I was riding a huge mountain goat with a small party of friends, climbing up mountains and shit.

Then we hit the peak of the tallest, the goats transformed into dragons and we rode them off into the clouds.

Real life fucking sucks, I want to live in my dreams.

You are Captain Paradox, the strongest/weakest superhero alive, with unimaginably imaginable powers. One night, while patrolling, you meet your arch-nemesis/secret love: Schrödinger's Catwoman.
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Important question - do parliamentarians even read legislations they sign?
Sex is great and all but have you considered the ecstatic relief of freeing yourself from the chains of modern society?

Creating self-aware AIs is possible, but they always turn out highly religious.
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Useless factoid of the day:

There is an asteroid named after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (happened when she was still in high school).


Q: Why can't you use 'Beefstew' as a password? A: Because it's not strogonoff.

Plans are useless, but planning is indispensable. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I used to think the brain was the most amazing thing in the universe. Then I realised what it was that was telling me that ...

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